tastefullyoffensive:

[maximoni]

darrynek:

*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

(Source: panerasexual, via illuminatikitten)

virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

(via zackisontumblr)

sykoward:

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun


My life right now lol

sykoward:

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

My life right now lol

productiveslacker:

remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?

productiveslacker:

remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?

(Source: darcywreckme, via illuminatikitten)

crystalsrad:

this is my FAVORITE one so far

crystalsrad:

this is my FAVORITE one so far

(via tropicalrainstorm)

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

(via illuminatikitten)

hawti:

I swear I spend more time naked after I’ve come out the shower than the length of time I’m actually in there.

(via illuminatikitten)

420dongsquad:

hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats

420dongsquad:

hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats

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totheinternetandbeyond:

I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home

(via illuminatikitten)

imessageworld:

basically 

pinkvelourtracksuit:

censoring curse words is so cute and ethereal! like ‘i wanna suck some d*ck’ doesn’t the asterisk look so cute aesthetically? 

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